Hockey Cow | 2016
Name: Sven Holstein
FKA: Hockey Cow
Job Title: Stray Puck Mitigator
Hometown: Vancouver, Canada
Favorite part of your job: Driving the zamboni & getting my tongue stuck to the ice.
Hobbies: Icing cakes and collecting the jersey’s of my fellow cattle.
Favorite joke: “Hockey players are known to make new friends very easily. It is probably because they are excellent at breaking the ice.”
Cow history lesson: Cows have played hockey for centuries. This is why we no longer have an upper row of teeth. You can’t knock out what you don’t have. That is my life motto.
First Appearance: 2016 NACE CORROSION | Vancouver, Canada