Tex S. Platter
Chef Cow | 2026
FKA: Chef Cow / Beef Cake
Job title: Chef de Cuisine et Découpleurs
Hometown: Wherever food was first discovered
Nickname: “Toes” (I’m the only cow with actual hooves)
Favorite part of your job: Yelling “corner” and “yes, chef” all day long
Hobbies: sous-ing, mooing, and partie-ing
Chefs who have inspired me: Julia Child, Anthony Bourdain, and Cowmen “Carmy” Berzatto
Anything Else? Chefs make terrible comedians, because their jokes always fall flat… like soufflés.
First appearance: 2026 AMPP ANNUAL CONFERENCE | Houston, TX