Chocolate Milk Shake
Incentive Cow | ∞
FKA: Incentive Cow
Job title: CMO (Chief Milking Officer)
Hometown: The green pastures of The Isle of Guernsey
Nickname: Frosty
Favourite part of your job: Typically, cows like me are only used for dairy. So, I am happy I get the opportunity to beef up my resumé at Dairyland.
Hobbies: Grazing and socialising all day. I am good at distracting The Herd.
Cows who have inspired me: Moorice is my idol. I mean, come on… he’s been to outer space (video). He’s also the only other cow who stands on four legs like me.
Favourite Colour: Brown
Anything Else? Nerdy fun fact: my milk has a golden-yellow tinge due to a high content of β-carotene, a provitamin for vitamin A. It also has a high butterfat content of 5% and a high protein content of 3.7%, leading to a very rich flavor. You should try it some time.
First appearance: Technically never. This is an “Incentive Cow”—you’ve gotta earn it! In Chocolate Milk Shake’s words… “I won’t be going to any trade shows.”
Do you want to earn a Chocolate Milk Shake? Here are a few ways you can:
- Sign up to receive our newsletter — each month we will reward a randomly chosen subscriber!
- Play our monthly trivia game on LinkedIn — one winner is selected each month to receive a Dairyland swag box, complete with a Chocolate Milk Shake.
- Project site visits
- End user training sessions — contact us here to inquire about setting up an on-site training.
- Other opportunities will be forthcoming, so be on the look out.